i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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