No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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