I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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