So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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