Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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