If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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