You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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