plz talk dirty to me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize