East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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