That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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