just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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