Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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