Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Randomize
