They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Panties = found
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