you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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