I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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