I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
