hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
only if we run a train.
done.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have already put on my inside pants.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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