The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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