I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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