i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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