I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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