i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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