there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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