Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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