She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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