yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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