remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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