I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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