It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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