She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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