so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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