I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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