The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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