Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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