she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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