I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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