hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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