im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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