i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
