So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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