jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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