scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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