you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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