I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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