I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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