3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He felt like a one man threesome
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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