I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize