There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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