she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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