You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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