I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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