so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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