But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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