you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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