ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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