Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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