You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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