i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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