I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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