I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You don't make any sense
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